eggplay:

hating white people won’t end mild salsa

2 days ago // 2,526 notes

thornicating:

thornicating:

my family usually eats bagged cereals (you know, the off brand kinds that taste like deceit) and today my mother came home with 15+ boxes of sugared name-brand cereal, dumped them into my arms, and said “i can’t eat lies anymore, caroline.” 

image

image

2 days ago // 214,191 notes
  • Parent to child at the library: Shhh...remember what we said about being loud in the library?
  • Child: We'll wake up the books.
  • Parent: That's right.

2 days ago // 25,199 notes

heykarli:

My friends mom is 4’9 and her dad is 6’5. Whenever she is mad at him, she grabs a chair to yell in his face. Everytime that happens, he’s laughing too hard for her to stay mad. They say it’s the only way they’ve been married for so long.

2 days ago // 184,784 notes

budgest:

recreational crying

2 days ago // 750 notes

spoopykatee:

my mom just said “watch this” then ran a red light and said “i just don’t care”

(Source: alieniverson)

2 days ago // 230,440 notes
When someone is crying, of course, the noble thing to do is to comfort them. But if someone is trying to hide their tears, it may also be noble to pretend you do not notice them. Lemony Snicket (via meisquared)

2 days ago // 154,695 notes

unclefather:

when U leave the barber shop with that clean cut 

image

2 days ago // 49,001 notes

That made me laugh out loud. No. You are wrong. She is not.

2 days ago // 1 note

This show has been slapping erin and i in the face since day 1.

3 days ago // 1 note