If you want a girl with a booty but you can’t handle a little tummy then you can get right the fuck outta my face
*checks if acne is still there*
well well well. if it isn’t my old friend, the dawning realization that i fucked up real bad
waking up after accidentally taking a 4 hour nap
You guys I’m in Disney World and this afternoon my blood sugar dropped so low I got separated from my family and somehow bought an ice cream and then blacked out and woke up on a bench with chocolate sauce all over my arms and Mickey Mouse putting a cold towel on my head this truly is a magical place.